unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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vinebox:

Riff Raff tried to play that off..

(Source: vinebox)

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coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

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spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  
It was really nice of her.


Tell her I say thanks

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  

It was really nice of her.

Tell her I say thanks

(Source: mycanofpeaches)

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Anonymous said: Your skin is fucking flawless! What's your secret?

unclefather:

jerkidiot:

i eat dermatologists

dermatologists hate him! 

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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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fuckyeah1990s:

ashleekitty:

Little me Halloween 1996 (:

BANANAS IN PAJAMAS.

fuckyeah1990s:

ashleekitty:

Little me Halloween 1996 (:

BANANAS IN PAJAMAS.

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tobiasfunkey:

uncle jesse is so hot - me age 4

uncle jesse is so hot - me age 19

(Source: bowielegged)

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